Category Archives: Music

Edmas 2010, Part 2: We Three Kings

Track Two of Four. This is the last carol I started work on, but it fit the best in this spot (for some odd reason, the carols with the fastest tempos in these projects always seem to work best as track two. See “Up On The Housetop” and “Jungle Bells” from the two previous years). I looked at the title on this year’s carol list… and thought “What in the world am I gonna do with this one?” Luckily – it’s amazing what one can concoct when feeling a little under the gun – ideas began to form immediately. This tune is normally in 6/8 time, but I forced it into a fast-paced 4/4 here… except for the last chorus, which I decided to play straight. The surf-rock/espionage/James Bond part… well, to be honest, I don’t know where that idea came from, but I’m glad it’s there. It also served as a flimsy excuse to use a vibra-slap. Can’t go wrong there, right? Enjoy and I’ll see you here next Thursday for Part 3.

We Three Kings

Previously: Angels We Have Heard On High

On This Day Last Year…

…I started this blog. One year, 82 posts (this is post 83), and one big honkin’ baseball project later, Ed Makes Things is officially one year old! To celebrate, I’ve concocted a generic birthday song recording. No specific person/place/thing is sung, so this recording can be used for any occasion! AND it’s complete with the tuneless hacks, loud morons, and complete jerkfaces that ruin any birthday singing occasion (full disclosure: I’m usually a jerkface)! Enjoy this useless and totally self-indulgent piece of chaos.

Generic Birthday

Programming note: The next Christmas tune will be posted on Thursday as scheduled. And, for the record: The best day of traffic this blog received, as of the writing of this post, was October 21st… the day I posted THIS.

Edmas 2010, Part 1: Angels We Have Heard On High

Track One of Four in this year’s Christmas music… and also the first sacred carol I’ve tackled. Truth be told, I had deliberately avoided sacred music until now. However, when I realized I could throw in a few jokes and have some fun without feeling like I was gonna burn in hell for it, I felt it was ok to do so. I had to record this one, too – I’ve always kinda liked it for some reason…

I like opening these Christmas EPs with a more straightforward (by punk standards) track, and this is no exception. One of my two Christmas recording traditions – the “Brian May” – is found here. The vocal fugue-type thing at the end of the song was made up on the fly at the tail end of this song’s tracking. I’ll probably isolate that part in a separate post some time this month… Enjoy and come on back next Thursday for Part 2.

Angels We Have Heard On High

Seeing Red

I get suggestions for songs/lyrics/albums from all sorts of people. I imagine most musicians get them. But since I’m not the brooding, introspective, deeply personal songwriter guy, I tend to give others’ ideas the light of day. Case in point: While hanging out with one of my best friends over a meal a while back, she suggested that since I had already made “Dancing for Patriotism,” why not “Dancing for Communism?” Naturally, the gears started turning immediately…

This track here is late in the album and one of the last tunes to receive lyrics. I was down to three tracks… so I turned them into a loose-fitting suite and created a new character: Marty, The Napoleonic World of Warcraft Player. This is Part One, where he gets overambitious and winds up killing the entire guild. For the record, I’m not sure who “The Colonel” is… Enjoy!

Seeing Red (Demo)

Whip My (Slayer) Hair

If you follow the memes and the viral stuff that pops up on the internet, you may be aware of the Willow Smith track “Whip My Hair”. Upon seeing the video myself, I realized that… wait a minute… they’re headbanging! In the Walkoff Walk Liveglog yesterday, I wondered aloud, “Should we tell them Slayer patented that move 25 years ago?” That’s when the inimitable Matt T. came up with an idea… and I believe he presented it somewhat like this:

“WHIP MY HAIR SLAYER”

Well, 24 hours later, here it is. Enjoy the madness.

Whip My (Slayer) Hair

I Got A Gig? I Got A Gig!

Yes, people, it’s true. I got a gig THIS SATURDAY, October 16th. I’ll be playing a happy hour from 5-8pm at the Strathallan Bar & Grill in Rochester, NY (550 East Ave., 14607). Hopefully, this will be the first of many, but gotta have the first gig first, right? This should be a fun time. If you’re in the area, stop by and say Hi, have a drink or some food, and watch me play the piano and be an idiot! I’ll take requests – just don’t be surprised if I butcher the song completely or don’t play the entire song and we’ll be cool.

New song or two up next week. PROMISE!

A Sort of Announcement

Hello again. Well, time has passed since the completion of 30 Clubs in 30 Songs. So, what to do with it? What I’m thinking is pressing and releasing it in a physical form! Progress is slow but sure, but I hope to get it out there before the end of the postseason. Here’s the probably final album cover:

Cover?

The music will not be mere replications of the original posts on this blog. Rather, I remastered all 31 tracks (boosting the volume) and fixed a bunch of the mixes. You won’t have to turn up your speakers so much AND you’ll be able to understand far more of the words! Win-Win! Here’s a sample of what I’ve done. Enjoy! And stay tuned for further updates on this process.

30 in 30 Sampler

BALLGAME!

About halfway through “30 Clubs in 30 Songs,” I got an idea for a slightly hidden track – Track 31, if you will. Since we all stand up and sing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” during baseball games, how about I get a bunch of my friends to sing the 102-year-old song on a recording? Sooo…. I did. I recorded the piano and my vocals first, then cut every other voice individually. I gave the singers two guidelines: 1) If you want to be stupid/silly in the intro, go ahead. 2) When you get to “home team”, sing whatever team you want – doesn’t have to be major leagues, doesn’t even have to be baseball, just has to exist. The ensuing chaos is too funny not to share, so here it is. Enjoy! And thank you very much to all who participated in this recording (listed below).

Ballgame

Piano played by Ed. Sung by The Fasano/Garces All-Star Chorus: Ed Klingenberger, Robbie Ellis, Rob Klingenberger, Adam Donnelly, Brandon Fess, Steve Begy, Tom Klingenberger, Karen Klingenberger, Tim Avery, Steve O’Riley, Molly O’Riley, Justin Rister, Leo Medler, Rachael Johnson

30 Clubs in 30 Songs: Washington

Well, we’ve reached the end. This nearly-five-month project ends with a tune that was a no-brainer in terms of both music and lyrics. As the baseball freaks know, this team moved to D.C. from Montreal and they now have their Pitching Ace Of The Future. Sure, he needs TOMMY JOHN SURGERY right now, but he clearly proved his stripes before his elbow gave way. Merry Strasmas, indeed.

As for the music, there was only one place to go. I channeled the DC Hardcore scene (a la Minor Threat and Bad Brains) and wrote a simple tune and played it just a little too fast. The recording process for this song proved to be a pretty good endurance test, particularly on the drums… The ending is also in tribute to Bad Brains, who repeatedly diverged into reggae from punk during the course of their career.

All in all, this has been a pretty wild ride. Thank you for listening and I hope you enjoy this tune as well as the previous 29.

Washington

There you have it. 30 Clubs in 30 Songs. It’s all over… OR IS IT?! Tune in Friday to find out!

30 Clubs in 30 Songs: Toronto

Aaahh, Toronto. Haven’t been in a while, but I like that city. I’ve never been to that ballpark, either, but most people I’ve talked to seem to hate it, so I guess I’m not missing too much. Either way, this song is about that park… mainly because it was SO FRIGGIN’ COOL when it first opened (“The first baseball stadium with a retractable roof! Awesome!”). I also refer to the place by its original name ’cause they renamed it a few years ago.

I had a vague idea on where this tune should go from a musical standpoint. There have been so many good bands out of Toronto, but Rush is by far their biggest musical export. Sooo… mostly instrumental tune rife with time changes, bad Geddy Lee impression, a drum solo, and some musical morse code? Check, check, check, and check. But then Drew (from the most excellent blog Ghostrunner on First) mentioned Broken Social Scene and my friend Leo mentioned Barenaked Ladies… so I worked hints of both bands into the track. Overall, it was a pain to record… and completely worth the trouble. Enjoy!

Toronto

Next up: Washington (Tuesday), SECRET HIDDEN THING (Next Friday)