To “celebrate” Monday, I give you one of the strangest songs I’ve ever written. I kept hearing this “‘Bring me your cellulite and I will’ *metal*” idea in my head, so I had to use it. As the glorious song title and the first lyric line might detail, this song is about a somewhat emotionally disturbed liposuction doctor… who, for some odd reason, runs his practice in a mall. In true strange song and prog-metal fashion, not a single measure of 4/4 time is to be had here. Enjoy!
Drums recorded by Mike Huurman at The Dank Pit (r.i.p.), everything else recorded by me at home. All instruments, mixing by me.